Teachers, A Web Series The Teachers

Deb Adler - played by Katie Thomas | twitter

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Hometown: Ferndale, Michigan
Grade: 4th grade

What is your ideal Spring Break plan?
A Twin Peaks marathon on my couch with cats.

Favorite kids book?
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

What is one thing Franklin Elementary needs to improve?
Better protection for the bullied.

Who is your current celebrity crush?
David Bowie

If you could play a sport professionally, what would it be?
Roller Derby

Favorite Fabric?
Fishnet

Favorite words to live by?
Life sucks and then you die

Mary-Louise Bennigan - played by Katie O'Brien | twitter

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Hometown: Omaha, Nebraska
Grade: 2nd grade

Favorite Holiday?
The Immaculate Conception

What is your ideal Spring Break plan?
Getting out of the house

Marital Status?
Single

Who is your current celebrity crush?
Neil Patrick Harris

Favorite 90s Sitcom?
Phenom

What’s your favorite slang term for a penis?
A wenis

Coffee, tea, or vodka?
Tea

Sara Cannon - played by Caitlin Barlow | twitter

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Hometown: Oak Park, IL
Grade: 4th grade

One thing all of your students know about you?
Ms. Cannon recycles Kleenex

What is your ideal Spring Break plan?
Costa Rica to help baby turtles find the ocean

Favorite kids book?
A People’s History of the United States

Favorite words to live by?
The only recognizable feature of hope is action

Favorite subject to teach?
Non-western math

What’s your favorite slang term for a penis?
Inverted vagina

Favorite President?
Clinton

Catherine Feldman - played by Cate Freedman | twitter

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Hometown: Aurora, IL
Grade: 3rd grade

Favorite Holiday?
Columbus Day. You forget it exists and them bam you get a three day weekend. Rock.

One thing all of your students know about you?
I do not know the meaning of a lesson plan. We’re all learning together.

Marital Status?
W4M

What is one thing Franklin Elementary needs to improve?
Too uptight

Favorite words to live by?
“Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die (so let’s party and be real)” -Herbert Hoover, updated by me.

Soup or sandwich?
Half of each and dip

Coffe, tea or vodka?
I got a really good drink at Jewel Osco the other day that is all three in one! It is called “Adult Mornings” you should try it! It is kind of like a runny Bailey’s.

Ginger Ann Snap - played by Katy Colloton | twitter

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Hometown: Wilmette, IL
Grade: 4th grade

Favorite kids book?
Who Cares about Disabled People?

What is one thing Franklin Elementary needs to improve?
The bathroom lighting

Favorite words to live by?
“If you’re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.” – Marilyn Monroe

Favorite subject to teach?
Kenny Samuelson. He is the hottest kid in my class. Like seriously.

Soup or sandwich?
Nutrisystem

Favorite President?
Andrew Shephard

Caroline Watson - played by Kate Lambert | twitter

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Hometown: Charlottesville, VA
Grade: 2nd grade

One thing all of your students know about you?
I am getting over a break-up

Favorite Holiday?
Christmas

Favorite kids book?
I’ll Always Love you

If you could play one sport professionally, what would it be?
Figure Skating

What is a good name for a sexy dog?
Mr. Knightley

Favorite fabric?
Silk-cashmere blend

Favorite words to live by?
And this, too, shall pass away.